JARG'S RAW CHICKEN SALAD

HEY THERE, hungry pal! It’s me, Jarg, your favorite mouse entrepreneur (and possibly the ONLY one). Ever dreamt of a meal that’s raw, bold, and unapologetically... chicken? Well, dream no more because my Raw Chicken Salad is here to rock your taste buds and maybe your immune system (just kidding... mostly). Lovingly prepared with absolutely zero cooking involved, this salad is a feast for the brave. Need it at your doorstep? Don’t worry—I’ll deliver it faster than you can say, “That doesn’t sound FDA-approved!” Whether you’re looking to spice up your meal or embrace a culinary thrill, I’ve got you covered. Call now—before I eat the stock myself! 📞 Order now at 555-CLUK (555-2585) Don’t chicken out. 🐔